So we Mean Girls are conducting try-outs for our mixed-gender flag football team. We decide that the boys should wear cups when Princess Monica asks Why? So I decide to put on a demonstration of what could happen when boys don’t wear cups in contact sports. We have our first male applicant and he says he is not wearing a cup, but how can we know for sure? “Well, there is only one way to find out!” CUP CHECK BALL KICKS! So we take turns busting his balls from all angles. We are having so much fun that we continue to bust this idiots balls even after its OBVIOUS he isn’t wearing a cup!